{"id":62799,"date":"2018-12-24T18:01:09","date_gmt":"2018-12-24T21:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=62799"},"modified":"2018-12-24T18:01:09","modified_gmt":"2018-12-24T21:01:09","slug":"mae-vegana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=62799","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e3e vegana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A m\u00e3e \u00e9 vegana. E se comporta bem dentro dos limites de sua promessa nutricional. Firme sobre os des\u00edgnios de sua ideologia. E n\u00e3o se limita a casa devido aos obst\u00e1culos do mundo proibido; o cheiro instigante das alcatras e frangos grelhados; o chiado da gordura arom\u00e1tica das lingui\u00e7as temperadas; os cora\u00e7\u00f5es de galinha bem bronzeados. Ela n\u00e3o se amedrontava. Foi levar o filho para ver e ouvir o teatro de rua, mas a cadeira que lhe sobrou foi logo aquela ao lado do rapaz que assava e vendia churrasquinho. E da\u00ed? A m\u00e3e vegana estava cheia de muni\u00e7\u00e3o. Cenoura crua em hastes quadradas; br\u00f3colis cozido no vapor; biscoito integral; brownie de biomassa de banana verde; suco de uva integral; \u00e1gua mineral. E todo esse arsenal ela direcionava para a boca do filho que trazia no colo. Investia decidida, contudo a crian\u00e7a tinha outro alvo. E o mirava com gula. Com os olhos arregalados julgava cada um dos movimentos do churrasqueiro. Em certos momentos balan\u00e7ava a cabe\u00e7a afirmativamente. Aprovando o rapaz que cuidava da carne sem deixar passar do ponto. O teatro j\u00e1 havia come\u00e7ado e a m\u00e3e virava o filho para o palco sem sucesso. O cheiro da carne assando o atra\u00eda. Sentado sobre a perna esquerda da m\u00e3e a crian\u00e7a tinha a vis\u00e3o da churrasqueira encoberta. Por isso se contorcia. Inclinava o corpo, girava a cabe\u00e7a. E por pouco n\u00e3o balbuciou sua primeira frase completa: vire os espetinhos de frango. For\u00e7ou e conseguiu ficar em p\u00e9 sobre a coxa da m\u00e3e.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Por um erro na contabilidade o rapaz assou um salsich\u00e3o a mais. Quando viu que o beb\u00ea levantava o bra\u00e7o pedindo e a m\u00e3e olhava \u2013 ainda que com ar de desespero \u2013 ele avisou, sem saber da dieta: saiu agora.<\/p>\n<p><em>Foto: Reprodu\u00e7\u00e3o\/Internet<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Rafael Alvarenga<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Escritor e professor de Filosofia<\/em><br \/>\n<em>ninhodeletras.blogspot.com.br<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A m\u00e3e \u00e9 vegana. E se comporta bem dentro dos limites de sua promessa nutricional. Firme sobre os des\u00edgnios de sua ideologia. 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