{"id":61642,"date":"2018-10-16T09:46:37","date_gmt":"2018-10-16T12:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=61642"},"modified":"2018-10-16T09:51:36","modified_gmt":"2018-10-16T12:51:36","slug":"vida-de-cao","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=61642","title":{"rendered":"Vida de c\u00e3o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Vida de c\u00e3o \u00e9 o que vou descrever agora. Era uma tarde de outubro. Quente e cheia de vento. N\u00e3o vi o c\u00e3o espreitando o a\u00e7ougue. N\u00e3o vi sua estrat\u00e9gia, sua paci\u00eancia resistindo ao desespero da fome. N\u00e3o vi quando entrou sorrateiro e abocanhou um peda\u00e7o comprido de pelanca. N\u00e3o vi, mas foi quando o a\u00e7ougueiro se virou amolando a faca de desossar. N\u00e3o vi o c\u00e3o arriscando a vida por uma pelanca branca, comprida, borrachuda. N\u00e3o vi seu bote certeiro na lata de alum\u00ednio colocada no ch\u00e3o porque se aproximava o momento de um grande e velho caminh\u00e3o vir recolher ossos e pelancas. N\u00e3o vi como dera tudo certo para o c\u00e3o que sa\u00edra do a\u00e7ougue com a pelanca balan\u00e7ando da boca tr\u00eamula de fome. N\u00e3o vi quando gritaram \u201cladr\u00e3o\u201d e ele esbugalhou os olhos em dire\u00e7\u00e3o a qualquer caminho que o livrasse de um ponta p\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Vi quando o c\u00e3o j\u00e1 estava na rua. No meio do asfalto quente. Os carros indo e vindo, desviando. E ele l\u00e1, se arriscando com aquela pelanca branca e grande balan\u00e7ando, pendurada na boca. Fiquei olhando esperando pelo desfecho. Vida de c\u00e3o, pensei. Devia engolir logo a pelanca inteira. Pois estava prestes a morrer atropelado sem desfrutar do sucesso do furto vespertino. Mas talvez ele tamb\u00e9m houvesse pensado nisso. E bem antes de mim chegado a conclus\u00e3o de que era imposs\u00edvel engolir aquela pelanca inteira sem engasgar e colocar em risco a pr\u00f3pria vida. N\u00e3o dava para parar no meio do asfalto e rasgar peda\u00e7os m\u00e9dios de pelanca.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Vida de c\u00e3o! Resolvi seguir e novamente n\u00e3o ver mais nada.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Rafael Alvarenga<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Escritor e professor de Filosofia<\/em><br \/>\n<em>ninhodeletras.blogspot.com.br<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vida de c\u00e3o \u00e9 o que vou descrever agora. Era uma tarde de outubro. Quente e cheia de vento. 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