{"id":60825,"date":"2018-08-31T08:00:52","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T11:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=60825"},"modified":"2018-08-30T16:54:41","modified_gmt":"2018-08-30T19:54:41","slug":"uma-conta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=60825","title":{"rendered":"Uma conta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No meio do caminho tinha uma conta. Pe\u00e7o ao poeta que n\u00e3o me leve a mal por me apropriar de forma t\u00e3o sinistra e cotidiana do seu verso, mas quando um sujeito encontra uma conta ainda n\u00e3o paga no meio do caminho ele trope\u00e7a, cai e se suja de lama. E o mais dif\u00edcil \u00e9 compreender que a conta n\u00e3o \u00e9 como a pedra. Pois essa se poderia pegar e atirar longe, com raiva e al\u00edvio. De forma que o corpo se sentisse vingado e a respira\u00e7\u00e3o ofegante demonstrasse o ato vigoroso.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00c9 dolorido perceber que contas n\u00e3o s\u00e3o como pedras. Antigamente eram feitas de papel. Ent\u00e3o podiam ser amassadas e atiradas; e que catarse! Tudo bem que n\u00e3o iam muito longe, pois por natureza a circunfer\u00eancia ficava leve. Mas era uma demonstra\u00e7\u00e3o de f\u00faria. Agora as contas s\u00e3o enviadas, por SMS ou por e-mail. Deletar \u00e9 poss\u00edvel, mas elas voltam. A modernidade lhes deu outro formato: s\u00e3o bumerangues macabros com c\u00f3digos de barras voadores.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No meio do caminho tinha uma conta. Eu abaixei e paguei. Depois tive que levantar e seguir, no entanto me incomodou uma dor nas pernas, outra nas costas, outra nos olhos. N\u00e3o fui ao m\u00e9dico.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Suspeito que gastar todo m\u00edsero sal\u00e1rio pagando contas cause at\u00e9 mal a sa\u00fade. Mas sobre isso n\u00e3o h\u00e1 Minist\u00e9rio que nos advirta!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Rafael Alvarenga<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Escritor e professor de Filosofia<\/em><br \/>\n<em>ninhodeletras.blogspot.com.br<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No meio do caminho tinha uma conta. 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