{"id":56131,"date":"2018-01-29T09:01:05","date_gmt":"2018-01-29T12:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=56131"},"modified":"2018-01-29T09:01:05","modified_gmt":"2018-01-29T12:01:05","slug":"bagunca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=56131","title":{"rendered":"Bagun\u00e7a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Livro no ch\u00e3o; boneca no criado mudo; garrafa vazia ao lado do filtro de barro; prato na escrivaninha; caneca no ch\u00e3o na beira da cama; tolha de banho esticada no encosto da cadeira; piscina de pl\u00e1stico aberta e vazia; pares de havaianas na boca da porta; dois, tr\u00eas, quatro panos de prato pela cozinha; tabuleiro esperando sab\u00e3o; sobre a mesa farelo de p\u00e3o; sob o arm\u00e1rio a bolinha perereca dada por perdida; a moringa est\u00e1 vazia e destampada; o porta CD aberto e descomposto; o tapete da entrada t\u00e3o sujo; os fios t\u00e3o emaranhados; meus cabelos t\u00e3o embara\u00e7ados que n\u00e3o caem; minhas camisas t\u00e3o amarrotadas; minhas cal\u00e7as muito compridas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O volume 15 da Barsa \u2013 de Teatro a Zwingli \u2013 sustentando a altura do computador; a pasta de documentos me olha <em>segundafeiramente<\/em>; a caixa de papel\u00e3o do ferro de passar amassada (porque n\u00e3o jogamos fora ainda?); o rel\u00f3gio de parede est\u00e1 sem pilha faz uma semana; \u00e1lbum de fotografias no arm\u00e1rio do banheiro; quantos insetos para uma goiaba esquecida na fruteira!; a aspirina no bolso da bermuda caqui; moeda de cinco centavos no para peito da janela; planta seca na varanda; chuva de encharcar l\u00e1 na grama; pegada barrenta de cachorro no ch\u00e3o da cozinha; panela cheia de farofa dentro do forno; pote cheio de amendoim mole que eu n\u00e3o quero descartar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Caixa de sapato; barbeador; revista; lumin\u00e1ria; pulseira; cristal falso; controle remoto; palito de f\u00f3sforo; peteca; caneca branca; envelope; filtro dos sonhos; dedoche; fecho eclair arrebentado; um papel de bombom; outro papel desenhado; um giz de cera vermelho quebrado.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sem d\u00favida leg\u00edtimos sinais de uma boa bagun\u00e7a!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Rafael Alvarenga<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Escritor e professor de Filosofia<\/em><br \/>\n<em> ninhodeletras.blogspot.com.br<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Livro no ch\u00e3o; boneca no criado mudo; garrafa vazia ao lado do filtro de barro; prato na escrivaninha; caneca no ch\u00e3o na beira da<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":191,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-colunistas","pmpro-has-access"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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