
{"id":50198,"date":"2017-05-26T12:29:59","date_gmt":"2017-05-26T15:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=50198"},"modified":"2017-05-26T12:30:50","modified_gmt":"2017-05-26T15:30:50","slug":"zoocronica-da-vez-parte-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jornalbeirario.com.br\/portal\/?p=50198","title":{"rendered":"Zoocr\u00f4nica da vez: parte II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">E a Gazeta das Maritacas novamente noticiou um caso pol\u00eamico na floresta. \u00c9 que os bichos todos agora comiam carne. At\u00e9 herb\u00edvoro havia experimentado e gostado. Mas de onde vinha tanta carne?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Outra vez chamaram o Le\u00e3o. Os Cabritos trouxeram mesa e cadeiras e at\u00e9 as Toupeiras vieram assistir. Os tucanos se disseram indispostos \u201c\u00c9 tanto milho transg\u00eanico hoje em dia\u201d, reclamaram. Por\u00e9m n\u00e3o deu tempo de sa\u00edrem, pois a matilha de C\u00e3es trazia pelas penas um bem escovado Papagaio. Foi um alvoro\u00e7o! E o Le\u00e3o teve de rugir para acalmar o matagal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Foram os Sapos que aconselharam o Papagaio a contar com objetividade tudo que ouviu. Pela declara\u00e7\u00e3o ficava claro que o Morcego era o culpado. E logo agora, rec\u00e9m-empossado, no cargo de donat\u00e1rio da capitania da floresta. Na sess\u00e3o o Morcego tentava se defender, mas dizia palavras t\u00e3o dif\u00edceis que mais pareciam ser ditas de cabe\u00e7a para baixo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O Elefante, debaixo de uma grande figueira, ria de solu\u00e7ar. Mas, afinal, de onde vinha tanta carne? Isso a Gazeta das Maritacas n\u00e3o sabia, ou n\u00e3o dizia. Ent\u00e3o o Le\u00e3o chamou no canto o Papagaio e ofereceu: \u201cDiz de onde \u00e9 a carne que eu te alivio uma asa.\u201d. O papagaio ouviu e pela primeira vez foi original: \u201cQuero que me alivie as duas. De que adianta uma asa s\u00f3 aqui, na cova do Le\u00e3o?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O grande felino, Juiz da floresta, passou as unhas sobre a juba e deu o pre\u00e7o: \u201cPra te premiar com duas asas preciso saber onde o Morcego esconde a carne. Esses julgamentos s\u00e3o longos, fico com uma fome de le\u00e3o.\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O Morcego mal conseguia se acudir. O Neg\u00f3cio era carne de coelho. Quando soube a coelha chorou um Amazonas. Na confus\u00e3o o Le\u00e3o saiu de fininho. Ningu\u00e9m entendia o que as Maritacas gritavam. Disse o Morcego que n\u00e3o desceria do cargo. 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